Tuesday, December 5th, 2006...12:08 pm

Telemarketers can kiss my patootie

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Just got a phone call on my business line…

Person: Can i speak to the person in charge of the phone bills?
Me: This is he, but would you please take us off of your list.
Person: But you don’t know what I’m going to offer.
Me: That’s right!
Person: Enjoy your high rates.
Me: Thanks!

4 Comments

  • These are always great, aren’t they? One of my favorites went pretty much the same as yours, but asked at the end, “Are you trying to tell me you don’t want to save money? That’s just stupid.”

    Fortunately we have more than enough “patooties” for all of the telemarketers of the world to kiss.

  • That’s too funny. I had a similar one a while back where they were just dumbfounded that I didn’t want to save money. I feel sorry for them b/c they’re probably nice people with a sucky job.

  • Didn’t you recognize my voice?

    Dad

  • Haha… and I guess you called from your special 866 number too?

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