Wednesday, August 16th, 2006...10:44 am
I Peed on the Great Wall of China
Yesterday, my colleague, Eric, and I took a trip to the Great Wall before our afternoon work. Of the nearly 4,000 miles of wall we visited the Mutianyu section. It’s apparently a great alternative for those who want to avoid crowds along the highly popular Badaling section.
After riding the chair lift to the wall the clear skies gave us a breathtaking view of mountains and small towns below. This well kept section of the wall is truly impressive and a must see for any visitor.
The drive to the wall must have taken us over 2 hours due to the morning traffic so I was ready for a bathroom break. The map on the wall said there was a bathroom nearby but I couldn’t find it. So, down some stairs and around a corner to the base of the wall… you know the rest. Another item I can cross off my list.
During our wall walk we ran across people from many different countries. The best part had to have been when some Chinese grabbed us making motions to take pictures with them. Eric’s a 6 ft+ guy with red hair and a freckly complexion. I think he’s really what attracted them but I got to pose for multiple photos with about 5 different people. A couple of them did the infamous asian peace sign pose. Eric had them all saying “one, two, three, cheese” by the end of it.
Part of the experience is walking past all of the vendors (at the bottom of the chair lift) who stand in front of you and try to sell you the same t-shirt as the last person. The ones who speak better english would say “come back to see me - I remember you.” Of course, they actually do remember you when you get back down and push their cheap trinkets on you. I did haggle my way to a 5 yuan ($0.63 US) pack of 10 postcards. Mostly, I enjoy the haggling - I set a price, walk away, and then they run after you. I even haggled for some crackers with a vendor while on the wall. She pointed at her big backpack of food and said “I hiked from Mongolia” trying to get me to pay a higher price. I think she lived in the town at the bottom of the hill with the rest of them so I didn’t fall for it. For a communist country they sure have capitalism down pat.





5 Comments
August 16th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
[…] …”The drive to the wall must have taken us over 2 hours due to the morning traffic so I was ready for a bathroom break. The map on the wall said there was a bathroom nearby but I couldnââ?¬â?¢t find it. So, down some stairs and around a corner to the base of the wallââ?¬Â¦ you know the rest. Another item I can cross off my list.”… […]
August 18th, 2006 at 3:34 am
You took the chair lift? You slack bastard. I’ve climbed many parts of the wall and never once took the chair lift. And I’m twice your age (or near ’nuff). This computer generation has gotten soft.
And that poor woman you haggled down in price would have climbed the wall with her back pack - she certainly couldn’t have afforded the price of the lift ticket. Shame on you for not paying more you rich foriegn devil.
I’m glad you’re seeing the main sites. Personally I hated the Pearl market and loved the dirt market - if you get a chance go there. Lots of old and new stuff to dazzle you. Even some honest to goodness antiques (if you count grandma’s broken tea cups as antiques)
August 18th, 2006 at 4:43 am
We actually would have climbed if we didn’t have to be back to start our event. We later learned that we went up the wrong side so still hiked uphill along the wall.
August 18th, 2006 at 7:32 am
Jonathan,
Your peeing episodes started when you were just a few days old, when the pediatrician made a house call. On our couch in Pasadena, the doctor was examining you and you peed right into his doctor’s bag. It was precision timing and perfect aim. Love Dad
August 23rd, 2006 at 8:56 am
Where and what else have you peed on? How many more items are on your list? Would GW be on it? That would be classic.
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